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Dunder Mifflin Poetry Company - "The People Which I Hate
by Mike V.
June 18th, 2019

It was a young Guatemalan guy
he had a very low voice.
Barely spoke English,
came to me and said:
"Why isn't it in my hand?"

So you've come to the master for guidance?
I'm the head of this family
far as the eye can see forever
...it is a promise.

I'm Hitler, run.
I'm sorry.
It's really beyond words.
Horrible, horrible person.

So, uhh, have you felt the vibe yet?
and stealing.