Hastiest Handiwork
Creative Work by Mike V.

wanted: a fully-functioning magazine staff
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO OUR FAMILY
SOME PROBABLY IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS
IF YOU SIT TOO CLOSE YOU'LL ruin YOUR EYES
HOW TO MAKE A SICK RUNNING PLAYLIST
BANDS WHO EPONYMOUSLY CONSUME
THOUGHTS ON DOING MORE OR LESS
I KNOW A GOOD SPOT
TOIL ENDLESSLY AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR
THE ONLY THING LEFT IS TO WEIGH OUR OPTIONS
REMEMBERING THAT TIME I ALMOST PASSED OUT FROM DEHYDRATION
SOMETHING ABOUT FAKING IT AND THE PLANET
MODERN STRUGGLES
OMG HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME
ITS CALLED TAYLOR HAM, DAMMIT
SELF-DESPAIR AND SOCIAL MEDIA
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WATCH
EVERYTHING IS DUMB AND I CRIED A LOT
YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE A CALCULATOR WITH YOU
YEAH BUT I PLEDGED
PERPETUAL COFFEE MACHINES
THIS CORPORATE BOREZONE THAT DOMINATES EVERYTHING